Lewd, food, bad film review 

Me: RIP, guy who should never review cartoons and gave us the terrible mental image of a boner shooting popcorn everywhere

A quick Google search: Uh, that was only 3 years ago and he's not dead

Me: Good night, sweet prince, you've paved the way for "Thirsty for cartoon dads" think pieces

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Why is everyone surprised about the "hot cartoon dads" article, and why are so many people clutching their pearls over it? Is our collective memory so short we've forgotten the film critic who thought Elastigirl in The Incredibles looked like Anastasia from 50 Shades?

I have been putting off and putting off going for obvious reasons, but earlier this week I chipped a tooth that keeps rubbing the inside of my mouth and I could not put up with that indefinitely, so fingers crossed their office had adequate ventilation. What a time to need physical care.

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Today the dentist said to me, "Did you know you grind your teeth?" Um, have you seen the state of the world??

The Stone Poneys version of "Different Drum" is about gently letting down your himbo boyfriend, and I think that's beautiful

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So... the Dutch city of Utrecht has an underwater webcam at a particular lock that is not used by ships much in spring. People can watch for fishes waiting to get inland, and can ring a "doorbell" to alert the lock keeper so they might open the lock if there are enough fish waiting...
visdeurbel.nl/about-the-fishdo

It's the 20th anniversary of wanting Amelie's haircut, but ending up with Lord Farquaad's.

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Food-related project 

I made a little site that suggests a random sandwich for you to eat from Wikipedia's list of notable sandwiches.

tinysubversions.com/stuff/sand

Food 

I made kimchi risotto for dinner tonight (no pictures, it's just an orange mess) and it's a perfect mix of comfort foods. Probably the leftovers will be even better.

The motorcycle is also a ghost, in case you were wondering

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The older I get, the more I appreciate how extra Celine Dion is tbh

There should be nothing surprising about how extra the video for "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" is, and yet, "It's supposed to be inspired by Wuthering Heights, but there's repeated shots of a motorcycle accident and a ghost on a motorcycle riding through a castle, candles everywhere, a vibe like Celine Dion is in an expensive softcore adult movie version of TNG's Sub Rosa, literal bodice popping" doesn't even scratch the surface

The moon is coming out from behind a condo tower, and it's so much brighter and more luminous than all the manmade lights in the windows that it's easy to understand why people worshipped it.

Sharing this because I know a bunch of you monster lovers would be right into La Femme En Noir's Alien Xenomorph streetwear collection: lafemmeennoir.net/collections/

1960s Harry Gordon cat print paper dress, the original ad suggests hanging it as a poster if you tire of it. (Photo by Guermantes Vintage.)

Sometimes I romanticize spring, and other times I have a photosensitivity rash all down my front from *checks schedule* wearing a v-neck t-shirt in the car 🤦‍♀️

Give way and dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers? Ma'am, there's a pandemic on.

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Just because you got the vaccine it doesn't mean you can ask every girl from the parish around what pleases her most from her head to her toes.

Vaccine, feelings 

BC opened up AstraZeneca vaccines to people over 40 today so my partner's run off to the walk in to get jabbed right away and I'm simultaneously feeling happy for him and relief that there's light at the end of the tunnel and a bit jealous and low that my turn hasn't come up yet and may not for months.

Based on how everyone is talking, the two main looks this summer are going to be "Please do not perceive me beneath my voluminous cottagecore garments" and "Still gets groceries delivered after being banned from Safeway for shopping in a thong bikini and Lil Nas X blood sneaker ensemble."

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