If video games have taught me anything, this aesthetic means that the stairs are the quickest way to get extremely irradiated

@erinbee also that is almost certainly leading to a scripted trap event where you have to do an arena battle, and that there'll be a legit speedrun strategy of backwards sprint jumping down the lift shaft and clipping through the top of the doors of the floor you need to safely drop your vertical speed to 0 without impact damage.


Cave Johnson, on the PA system: "And by 'destination', we mean either a success chamber or a full funeral with scientific honors. Either way, science wins, and results are results. Cave Johnson out."

@erinbee there's a malfunctioning ValtTec protectron waiting down there for you.

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