I just read a take that since Twin Peaks originally aired on ABC, it's part of the Disney universe.
Which subtake is more cursed?:
1. Laura Palmer is a Disney Princess
2. Audrey Horne joins your party in a One Eyed Jack's level of Kingdom Hearts
@erinbee thinking about this too much and the first take gets better the more you think about it and the second one gets worse
@presolace Goofy using his shield to take out Ben Horne would be a hell of a terrible crossover
@erinbee Jerry Horne is just a Goofy AU
@erinbee omg this is... too much.
@erinbee Mike and Mickey are one and the same
@erinbee Where Does Laura Palmer Respawn
@mhoye You could play as Maddy Ferguson instead, she's just a palette swap
@erinbee Cursed take: Palmer and Ferguson appear in secret Kingdom Hearts levels. Cursed-est take: the video game tie in was always in the original series if you knew where to look.
@mhoye Cursed-est take addendum: David Lynch reserves the colour blue for various symbolic reasons in his work. With his blue eyes and sailor suit, Donald Duck is the Blue Rose and Laura Palmer cypher
@erinbee The Black Lodge is ________ ???
@epilys A Cinderella Castle in one of the theme parks with a hidden room with red curtains and a black and white floor
@erinbee A place of great power.
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