Food, nightmarish footwear, body horror, Guy Fieri x David Cronenberg, better get on the mailing list for these babies, actually says "Not For Human Consumption" on the website, probably a thousand other content warnings
Fried chicken scented foam clogs? Yes, expected in this already trying timeline.
Associating them with the words "Finger Lickin' Good"? A curse likely wrought by the monstrous energy of everyone who thirsted over the Sexy Colonel Sanders dating sim
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