Not enough people recognize that Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers, so this February 14th why not send your loved ones a BOX OF BEES
@erinbee poor bees :(((
@pagrus Bee condos are a good thing though! We can always use more pollinators!
@erinbee because bees are endangered and honey is both good (sweet) and scary enough (literal bug regurgitation of plant sperm, in bulk)
@efi Or we could build bee condos to encourage pollinators into gardens!
@erinbee I am not helping you make Bee Movie 2
@efi Reasonable, I'm not letting Jerry Seinfeld anywhere near my garden
@erinbee good, let's keep it at beehive boxes, then
I don't think bees need running water or car parkings
I'll accept acclimation devices and lights, tho
@erinbee In completely unrelated news, I’m no longer allowed to send deliveries to my wife’s office
@jasonscheirer It's their own fault for taking the lid off
@erinbee is this how you foreshadowing showing up at a party in a coffin?
@Mainebot It IS tradition, after all
@erinbee Rather send them flower seeds so they can plant them and thus help certain types of bees to find food. :)
@erinbee you know i was considering this…
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