Look, if it took thousands of people cursing and ridiculing that minimoon earlier this year for it to get lost and yeet itself out of Earth's orbit, it's going to take a lot more than four witches to hurt the real moon's self esteem.
@evilscientistca Cool, they're playing the long game then. Just give it 50 billion years and it'll stop effecting the tides on its own.
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