Every time I've driven past the Spirit Halloween, the parking lot has been close to full and the part of my brain that's tuned to absurdist comedic horror goes "lol scary" every time, like it's a shot from a Tim Burton/Mike Judge joint.
Anyone else remember the "Stay home, save Halloween" memes from way back in April? 💀👀
@erinbee I just last week realized that I'm not going to get to visit any of my family for Christmas and I still have friends who are hoping for Halloween
I appreciate their optimism but I would also like to maybe smother them in their sleep, just a little
@sashakovich Feeling for you about Christmas 💚💚
@erinbee maybe i'll just put a washtub full of candy in the front yard with a sign saying
ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴏɴᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ
@diode Put out a speaker with a menacing whirrrrr playing 😅
@erinbee yeehehehe. or some motors with propellers in the tree.
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