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Trying to order coffee with oat milk or without milk is the new "Who's on first?"

@pagrus I got flustered and eventually stammered "Like oatmeal, but milk" which is kind of gross sounding tbh

@erinbee

I would like a latte prepared with the milk of oat please

@Mainebot Excuse me excuse me, I ordered a cappuccino with zero milk, why is there this foam on top. I'd like to s̀p͖ḙ̳͎͚̪a̙ķ̩̤̝̥̯̣͔ ̹̪ͅt̜̦̙̘͞o͈̬̥͇ ̱̘̱͟t̪̣͉͓̘͎h̫͉͇͚̟͈͝ȩ͔̱̘̤̙̹ ̦̦͈̤̞͎m̥a̸̟̘̙̝̣̲nͅa̜̳̗̲͎͎g̡e͎̯͈̹̭̮̜̕ṛ̮

@erinbee i hear this with a canadian accent. with oot milk. no, not oot milk, ooat milk.

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