March 2020: Earth's minimoon (which was an asteroid caught in orbit in about 2018) peaces back out into space
July 2020: Witches try to hex the moon
October 2020: Earth captures another object that could be a minimoon, or just space trash
October 2020: NASA announces plans to put 4G cell service on the moon
November 2020: Astronomers think that due to its composition, a weird asteroid out near Mars could be related to Earth's moon
@erinbee Now I wanna refer to lunar astronomers as “moon accessories” like in the sense of “accessory to a crime”. They aid and abet that shit.
@erinbee December 2020: Werewolf colony on the moon sends angrily worded letter to Earth about all the trash we keep dumping in their backyard.
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