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Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

The local mall has a poster up "Scan to book your appointment with Santa!" and I guess the least stressed they could get Santa looking means he still has an expression on his face like 😬

And I went to take a peek at the set up, and it's a chair for Santa, a plexiglass barrier, and a bench for the kids

1. Who wants photos that badly right now?

2. "Hey kids, they've got Santa in a cube down at the mall! This will not be upsetting to small children at all!"

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

If there ever was a year for "Let's write to Santa early and he'll write back!" it's this one.

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Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@erinbee Okay but if I had a Pinhead outfit I would 100% get a picture with mall cube santa

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@sashakovich The North Pole is another dimension

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID, Hellraiser 

@erinbee We have such sights to HO HO HO you

... I'm sorry

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@erinbee hey kids let's go down to the Santa cube, we love the Santa cube

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@Pixley If he isn't real, how'd they get him in a cube, hmmmm?

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@Pixley @erinbee Link to youtube video with some loud lyrics and cartoon visuals

Santa Cube giving me these vibes:

youtube.com/watch?v=P9OEMKXtYP

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@erinbee Bad and naughty children are put into the Santa Cube to atone for their crimes

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@erinbee i hope they can make a fake beard with an integrated mask

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@mood As always, Etsy's gotcha

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@erinbee Not to mention having to hang out at the mall during a pandemic.

Christmas, Santa pics, COVID 

@evilscientistca And Santa is always in the busiest part. And masking up the kids? No thanks.

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