There are two types of people, those who see the abandoned strawberry and say "It me!" and those who dream of living in it and giving visitors gently hexed baked goods.
@erinbee this is an incredibly ominous way to end the article
@erinbee PS "Sadpol" is a CW I would never open
@Louisa *Sideshow Bob voice* It's Polish for "Polish Orchard"
@Louisa Nobody can write about the strawberry without just letting the article fade out ominously or end abruptly but this wins.
@erinbee we have to know
@erinbee I mean, it sounds like there could be some substantial overlap between those two
@pagrus Likely! But a good portion of the people who identify with a depressed strawberry don't have the get up and go to make it their home
@erinbee Derelict strawberry LARPing as therapy
@erinbee I've been saying for years that I want to open a small bakery in my retirement. I think I've just found a name for it.
"Gently Hexed Baked Goods"
@erinbee I am VERY DEFINITELY the latter 🍓
@erinbee oh man, I would love to give people free fairy food from that
@erinbee It indeed me
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