Based on how everyone is talking, the two main looks this summer are going to be "Please do not perceive me beneath my voluminous cottagecore garments" and "Still gets groceries delivered after being banned from Safeway for shopping in a thong bikini and Lil Nas X blood sneaker ensemble."
@erinbee i feel like there's a middle ground where i am, something like "trying to dress exactly the same as before, despite not fitting in any of my clothes anymore and not buying any new clothes in a year"
This is a thing?!?
Goodbye, have decided to quit my job, move away from electricity, and grow my own agaric.
Thank you. And you: don't be too shy to post a selfie of yourself wearing your thong-and-blood-sneaker ensemble.
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