Someone just whizzed past me on a brightly lit one wheel, leaving a trail of cotton candy vape exhaust. This is the future 80s entertainment predicted.
@erinbee you didn't mention music, so we have to imagine what they were listening to on their AirPods™ - but it's not that hard to imagine
@erinbee i went for a walk in the park with my dog just now, and a troop of lit up one wheel offroaders in helmets zipped past. No vaping though.
It made more sense once it had gone past and I realized that the engine sound I was hearing was from a neighboring car and that the monocycle was electric.
@gamehawk No, one of the electric balance board skateboards with one big fat wheel in the middle.
And oh my gosh, I'd probably think I was having an ocular migraine if I thought I saw half a motorcycle go by.
@erinbee It looked normal coming at me and then it got close enough I could see something was very wrong but the road was curvy and I was like "gotta not drift into the other lane or into the curb but WHAT AM I SEEING?!"
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