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That MP's tractor porn 

I never thought I'd ever defend a politician caught looking at porn at work, but: After looking up tractor manufacturers, sweet lord some of those brand names could lead you to an adult site.

Bull Power
Cockshutt Plow
Cub Cadet
Fluid Drag
Mech Bull
Multihog
New Johnson

...and Hitachi makes tractors too.

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee Fluid Drag sounds like a badass club, doesn't it?

That MP's tractor porn 

@bradysflungtablet It kind of sounds like it's two floors, and one has chillwave and drag shows.

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee of course they would lead you to an adult site. it's not safe for a child to operate a tractor

That MP's tractor porn 

@valrus Bravo, Bravo 👏😆

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee haha thanks, glad you appreciated that. i was a bit worried cause i couldn't figure out how to make the joke without the borderline condescending tone but i HAD to

That MP's tractor porn 

@valrus I didn't read it as condescending to be honest, it was somewhere between Mitch Hedberg and Rose Nylund.

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee I am also enjoying how I haven't seen the story this is in reference to yet, but can clearly piece together at least what the MP claims happened.

That MP's tractor porn 

@eldang It's exactly what you think it is, except it's a UK MP not a rural Canadian one.

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee I had unthinkingly assumed UK, because this is exactly the sort of tawdry shit that was going on with MPs back when I lived there.

That MP's tractor porn 

@eldang It's real tabloid fodder, isn't it?

That MP's tractor porn 

@eldang @erinbee i'm seriously wondering if anyone here would even honestly care if some mp's porn stash got leaked and there weren't any other issues arising from that (abusing resources, not paying attention during parliamentary debates, cheating on their spouse, acting in the porn and failing to report taxable income, etc.)

i'd *like* to think the real scandal would be about whoever was spying on the mp

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee @carcinopithecus having actually caught up on the story, a fellow MP saw the porn on his screen in a work context. So for once I think the scandal isn’t pure prudery.

That MP's tractor porn 

@eldang @carcinopithecus And there's a difference between accidentally clicking on something and exiting right away, and continuing to watch it AT WORK.

That MP's tractor porn 

@erinbee what *doesn't* Hitachi make at this point tbh

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