Dracula Daily, August 4 

Forgive me, but I thought the editor's headline for today was a Pagliacci joke at first.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says the sea seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels like he is drifting toward terrible doom. Wonders how he is to account for all these horrors when he gets to port. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great Captain is on the Demeter tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Captain."

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