This looks like a regular house until you get to the basement and I hope whoever buys it invites us all to the housewarming to try some special Amontillado.
@erinbee If I sold my Bay Area home, I could buy it for cash. BUT I'd have to leave my beloved Bay Area, and if I went into the subterranean cavern, the dark elves would devour me just as soon as the lights went out. Which would still be a better fate than having to live in Texas.
@vincentj I don't think there's any dark elves, but if you're wearing jewelry you'll definitely get dismembered by Gollum.
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