The Rescue Rangers movie (weird weird a small part of the confusing vibe)
And not in this scene, but there is a Skrillex joke.
Clothes, shopping, poisonous mushrooms, faceless selfie
The back! It's perfect and the warning text sent me. 10/10, high praise from someone who infrequently wears graphic tees.
It's beautiful when flowers are so vivid they're hard to photograph, and how this particular azalea blows out into both hot and cool bright pink. #florespondence
Selfie, looking like a mom (food mention)
Running errands and looking like a type of late 80s/early 90s Mom:
Elastic waist lightwash denim ✅
With a big t-shirt tucked in ✅
Canvas sneakers ✅
Big glasses ✅
Canvas tote bag because plastic bags are killing sea turtles ✅
(That purse is a fanny pack) ✅
Actually have Lunchables on my grocery list ✅
Personal hygiene products, food, they're just throwing words together at this point
This is supposed to be evocative of some sort of soft masc hypebeast freshness, but all I'm getting is eighth grade girl with a crush talking to her friend who is done hearing about it:
"He smells like sneakers and cookies 😍"
"He looks like he smells like athlete's foot. Gross."
After rinsing until the water ran clear. One of the tags took on a lot of dye, but the fabric and thread look mostly unchanged. It's hard to tell though, because they're still damp. As for smell, they smell like spearmint and something bitter which means it's hard to tell if the dye smell is dissipating or if it's just masked. On to a wash, with detergent because Oxyclean doesn't seem necessary.
Now the washing machine is full of chalky pink water. I'm going to let them agitate for a bit, and then run a rinse or two. #PeptoPants
I should have worn gloves because now one of my hands is bright pink, but these are saturated now. Something is happening, because they smell – not very sulfurous, but strongly like white school glue. I'm going to let them sit a while and then rinse them out.
This Twin Peaks looking trunk in a "Live Laugh Love" kind of home decor store. (That "Wildlife" mug above it might be photos of Sasquatches.)
Hydrangea going off in all colours because it just doesn't know what to do with this soil.