Selfie, bare legs
@stelepami Thanks! And I'm a big fan of bodysuits, surprisingly comfortable when they're the right length 😆
@valrus Isn't that Westworld Season One and Two on DVD?
@taweret A worthy addition to the Burger King Cinematic Universe
@caprimoon They're never going to get a decent grind with a hand crank any way, so let them have their fun 🤷
@earthtopus Etsy's got you for the ethically conscious vintage butter
@eldang Coming Christmas 2020 to a toy aisle near you
@earthtopus Satire requires clarity of purpose, the Fisher Price Pour Over Coffee Set requires one payment of $19.99
@sculpin A lot of late Victorian mourning jewelry does, very bold and graphic
@june Was this meant to also work as a vampire joke? Because yes.
@taweret For the person who already has the Golden Girls Funkoverse Strategy Game, yet still fucks
@Pixley Though it would be extremely on brand for Ned Flanders to take Kellogg's doctrine one step further because the crunch of cornflakes presents too much temptation.
Cocktails, liquor, economy of scale
@giltay That's a good idea!
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