Erin Bee @erinbee@gorgon.city

Introducing teen goth, Lucy "Oh? The guy who took me to a pop concert? My mom likes him. But do you know who else is really hot? The doctor at the lunatic asylum. He's SO intense 😍" Westenra.

Until recently, I thought the line in Mr. Brightside was "Turning snakes into the sea" like I don't even know, the strength of his jealousy was like drowning in a writhing mass of snakes? Being the Saint Patrick of emotions and driving his feelings hissing into the ocean?

It's saints. Not snakes. Presumably he's so jealous it could turn even the purest heart salty 🤦‍♀️

The gutters running pink in spring.

Golden sunset at the beach.

Cop out.

A bee on a blackberry flower.

A light display at Maker Faire. (IIRC, it was controlled by a spectrometer?)

This Twin Peaks looking trunk in a "Live Laugh Love" kind of home decor store. (That "Wildlife" mug above it might be photos of Sasquatches.)

Hydrangea going off in all colours because it just doesn't know what to do with this soil.

Someone on Masto asked, "How would a jack-o'-lantern wear pants?" and I happened to have both a pumpkin and appropriately sized jorts.

Rainbow over the river.

A tiny succulent in a teacup.

We got this for the kid for Christmas, and I just kind of assumed it would go in her room. She likes it in the living room though, and it's now a permanent piece of decor because we all equally live here 🤷‍♀️

My partner bought these at the import snack store and I haven't hit the right mood to try them yet. On one hand, I know these will be good on ice cream, like a float sundae. On the other, it's giving Bart and Milhouse going on that all-syrup Squishee bender.

I washed a load of fuschia towels, and the lint was pretty great.

Give the people what they want, and what they want is cookie dough that won't give them salmonella! 🙏

Someone must have been turned down the day before Valentine's.

My brother sent this to me because he knew I'd ask "Why is Pikachu dabbing?"

Something was up with these streetlights and they were giving off a purplish light, but my camera only wanted to capture it as cobalt blue. Oh, white balance.